1 00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:15,660 Right this way? 2 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,600 Have a seat. 3 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:21,980 This might take a minute. 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,620 All right, guys. 5 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,680 I'm going to take you through this line of questioning. 6 00:00:32,670 --> 00:00:34,590 Like I said, this is going to take a little while. 7 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:37,510 Yeah. 8 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,670 You guys know why I brought you in here? 9 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,210 We have no idea. 10 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:42,630 Okay. 11 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:46,550 Well, I'm just going to say it out. 12 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:51,790 We've got, we've had a history of credit card fraud here in the mall. 13 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:56,350 And you two are our number one suspects for it. 14 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:58,410 What? Yes. 15 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:01,590 After reviewing some footage. 16 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:07,620 We noticed that last week you guys came in and you had different names on 17 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:08,620 different credit cards. 18 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,380 So how could that be? Did you guys both change your name in the past week? 19 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,020 No, everything's been the same. 20 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,680 I don't know. I don't have a reason to change my shit. 21 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:21,920 What about you? No, I didn't change my name. You didn't change your name. Okay. 22 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,160 That's weird because you guys use different credit cards. 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,560 What else do we have? 24 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,000 Let's go through your guys' recent purchases. 25 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:35,090 One large 65 -inch television. 26 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:37,190 Did you guys buy that? 27 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:38,770 No. 28 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:39,950 You didn't buy a TV? 29 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:45,490 No. It's weird. We have footage of you guys leaving with a TV. That's very 30 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,730 strange. It must not have been you guys. 31 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:48,950 Let's keep going here. 32 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:53,090 Two new iPhones. 33 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,750 Was that you guys? Did you guys buy two new iPhones? 34 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:00,050 No. I don't even have a phone. 35 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:01,990 You don't have a phone. Okay. 36 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:07,070 Let's just go through the easy stuff here. What are your date of birth? 37 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:10,090 Start with you. 38 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:12,010 Date of birth? February 8th. 39 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,550 Okay. 40 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:16,290 And the year? 41 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:17,550 1993. 42 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:18,910 93. Okay. 43 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,110 And you? 44 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:23,130 Are we under arrest or something? Like, why do we have to give you this 45 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,130 information? 46 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,880 So we're going through a line of questioning, and if I feel that you guys 47 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:34,500 the suspects for doing credit card fraud, then we'll call the police and 48 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,160 have them take care of it. So I'm going through a line of questioning right now. 49 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,140 Okay. Yeah. 50 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,220 June 1st, 2001. 51 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,520 Are you guys a couple? 52 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:49,820 Yeah. Yeah. 53 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,170 Do you guys live together? 54 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,890 Yes. You do? All right. And what is your address? 55 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,910 1889 Maryland Ave. 56 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:07,990 Springfield, Illinois. 57 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:13,390 Okay. 58 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:20,130 And just one more time to be clear, you guys are denying of using stolen credit 59 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:20,989 card. Is that right? 60 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:24,370 Yeah. You guys didn't do it? Yeah, we didn't use stolen credit card. Gotcha. 61 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,530 Okay. 62 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,840 Well, if that is true, that you guys didn't use stolen credit cards, I 63 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,860 for the inconvenience. 64 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:35,900 I'm going to run through some footage, and I'll be back in here in a few 65 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:36,579 minutes, okay? 66 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:37,580 All right. 67 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:01,660 Okay, I'm nervous just a little bit, but... I think he locked the jail door. 68 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,600 He locked it. 69 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,780 I think he fucking locked us in here, dude. 70 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,500 We might actually be screwed. 71 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:13,940 Yeah, I don't know. 72 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,480 Compromise or something? 73 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,480 Go into it again, Mike. 74 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:29,040 I just wish he'd come back already so I know what the heck's going on. Yeah, 75 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,120 it's the principle. 76 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:32,780 Should we just tell him? Like, I don't know. 77 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:36,640 Uh, wait and see. 78 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,440 He might not have anything, so why would you admit to something if he doesn't 79 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,199 have anything? 80 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Yeah. He'll be reading. 81 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:50,760 But... I'm just getting nervous. I don't want to, like, contradict ourselves or 82 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,760 something. 83 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,200 I don't want him to call the cops. 84 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,520 Yeah, me either. 85 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,500 That's the last thing we need right now. Yeah. 86 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,240 Oh, maybe he's nice. 87 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,560 I guess we'll see. 88 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,200 I hate him so much. 89 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,760 I know. We're doing the same thing. 90 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,380 It makes me have anxiety. 91 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:16,820 Yeah. 92 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,380 Because there's not even a clock in the air. I don't even know what I'm going to 93 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:34,360 do. I hope he just doesn't come back and just coughs 94 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:34,959 with them. 95 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 Yeah. 96 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,500 That would be the worst. 97 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,300 He doesn't really have any evidence yet that we know of. Check the door. 98 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:55,459 Oh, he got here. 99 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,460 Yeah. 100 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,020 The one of you guys who tried to open the store? No. 101 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:04,800 Okay. I have you guys in here questioning, so I would hope you 102 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,800 leave. 103 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,340 So after reviewing the footage, I just printed out some things for you guys. 104 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:12,660 That is you two, right? 105 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,560 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know it is you two. 106 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:21,660 And you were using a stolen credit card because the name on the credit card 107 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,800 isn't the names that you guys have given me. 108 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:30,880 And so that's where I'm at with it. So credit card fraud is the 109 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,680 big deal, and you're looking at possibly jail time for this. 110 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,860 So I'm going to tell you what. We're going to go through. 111 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:46,080 I'm going to do a quick body search on you guys, and we'll go from there, okay? 112 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:51,960 The police are probably going to get involved, but we do have some things 113 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,960 going to have to go through. 114 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:54,690 What was your name again, miss? 115 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:57,450 Kinsley. Kinsley. Could you stand over here, please? 116 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,230 Just do a quick body search on you. 117 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:02,429 Hands up. 118 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,430 Perfect. Thank you. 119 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:05,850 Anything on you? 120 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:07,110 No. Nothing on your body? 121 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:08,369 No. 122 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:09,370 Good. 123 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,400 What's this right here? 124 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,680 My bra. 125 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,040 Okay. It feels like something different. 126 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:38,980 It's just my bra. 127 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:40,520 You don't have anything inside your bra? 128 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:41,780 No. 129 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,280 Um, what are you... I thought you were supposed to be doing a start. 130 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:52,000 I have a little much, isn't it? Yeah, what are you doing? 131 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:54,160 Yeah, okay, please, hands out to your side. 132 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:57,000 Uh, definitely feels like something. 133 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,300 That's just my bra. 134 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,920 Um, you can't be doing that. 135 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,900 Yeah. 136 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,080 Let me use this real fast to make sure. 137 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:19,600 Yeah, that right there. 138 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,540 See? 139 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,180 I'm going to do a little bit more of a search. 140 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,100 Um, yeah, can you go ahead and take your shirt off for me, miss? 141 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,700 Well, I have to take my pants off too. 142 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:33,720 Okay. Yeah, go ahead. 143 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,240 Okay. 144 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,220 I mean, don't you guys have like a female security guard you could... Not 145 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,220 duty today. 146 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,700 Okay. 147 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,689 anything in your bra? 148 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:15,690 Yeah, I'm positive. 149 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,030 Okay. 150 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:22,670 Um, what are you doing? 151 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,750 Just doing a quick body search. 152 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,890 Quick? It's been like five minutes. 153 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:31,390 Just want to make sure that you guys don't have anything on your body. 154 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:33,190 Um, okay. 155 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,590 That's not checking me. Hands up to your sides, okay? Because I could have the 156 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,790 cops here in just a few minutes. 157 00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,209 All right? 158 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,210 All right. 159 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,410 We do have all the evidence that we need. 160 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,210 What are you doing? 161 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:47,590 I'm just doing a quick body search. 162 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,450 I'm going to make sure he doesn't have evidence. Could you please spread your 163 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:51,409 legs out? 164 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:53,110 Yeah. Wider, please. 165 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,290 Thank you. 166 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,910 I'm sure there's nothing down there. 167 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,250 Yeah? Yeah. 168 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:06,210 This is not okay. You can't be doing this to me. Well, the metal detector was 169 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,210 going off like fire. 170 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,770 Oh, yeah, up here, not right there. We're going to do a quick body search. 171 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,920 Okay Are 172 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:22,140 you 173 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,140 done yet? 174 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:28,400 It's gonna take a few minutes Okay This 175 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:33,940 is just getting weird now 176 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,280 It's not okay. You can't be doing that to me. Hands off your sides, okay? 177 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:48,500 You guys, seriously, if I don't have compliance, I'm going to call the cops. 178 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,040 Do you guys want me to do that? 179 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,100 No. No? I just want to know. 180 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:57,940 Okay. All right, you're good for the time being. You can have a seat. Sir, 181 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:58,940 going to have you stand up. 182 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,740 Can I put my clothes back on? No, not right now. 183 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:03,980 Same thing, my man. 184 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,740 Anything on your body? No. 185 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,440 No? 186 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:14,420 Sweep on this. 187 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920 Good. 188 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,760 One more sweep through. 189 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240 Good job, my man. 190 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 You can go right over here. 191 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,100 Next, we're going to have to re -band. 192 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,040 Okay, we're going to go through a quick pattern. 193 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,440 Is that necessary? 194 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,360 It is actually a procedure. I'm going to have you, if you could just put your 195 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,900 head down on the table. Perfect. 196 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,940 What? This will only take a second. 197 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,880 All right. And I am recording this. It is for your own safety. For what? 198 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,720 It is for your own safety. 199 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:14,770 Not a little much. 200 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,830 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 201 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,170 Guys, I'm going to have to have compliance, all right? 202 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,670 Like I said, the cops are only just a few minutes away. 203 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,510 Well, then can't they just do it? 204 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,810 Do you guys actually want me to call the cops? 205 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,050 Because they will persecute you immediately. 206 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:32,670 No. 207 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:33,970 No? All right, good. 208 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,010 We do deal with things differently here. 209 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:43,110 And the cops would probably put you in jail for at least a night. 210 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:46,070 Before your guys' case opens up, okay? 211 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:52,970 Okay, are you done yet? 212 00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:54,810 One second. 213 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,170 This is all procedure. 214 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,470 I mean, there's not much room in there. There's not a lot of time. 215 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560 Are you done? 216 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,280 Almost done? 217 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,840 Yeah, we're getting there, alright? 218 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,420 Does it feel good? 219 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,640 No, I just want you to be done. 220 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,400 Alright, well it should feel a little good. 221 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,240 It's a cavity search. 222 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,840 Yeah. 223 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,320 I need compliance from both of you guys, alright? 224 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,120 Alright. 225 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,600 You're clear. 226 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,460 You can stand up again. 227 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,160 I'm gonna do a quick check on your bra. 228 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,400 Just to make sure. 229 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,600 You can leave the panties down. 230 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,060 Why? 231 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,060 Just leave them down, okay? 232 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:24,000 Full cavity search. All procedure, trust me. 233 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,920 Just listen to him so we can get out of here. Yeah. 234 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,420 All right. 235 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:32,540 And again, yeah, that's right there. So I need you to take your bra off as well. 236 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,140 Perfect. You can take these all the way off. 237 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,980 Well, I think that's necessary. 238 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,460 You can see that there's nothing there, so why are you doing that? 239 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,000 To make sure. 240 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,420 Yeah? 241 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,200 Yeah. 242 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,100 Are you sure you don't have anything hidden on your body? 243 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,980 Yeah, how would I? 244 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,200 Okay, because my metal detector is still going off. 245 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,420 Well, it's probably because of my neck and rings. 246 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,460 Could be. 247 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:26,410 We'll just have to continue on with this cavity search. 248 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,070 Okay. 249 00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,490 I'm going to place the hide stuff. 250 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,870 Okay. Hands out to your side, okay? 251 00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:39,110 Guys, like I said, I'm going to need complete compliance, all right? Please 252 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,070 don't argue with this procedure. 253 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:46,150 It's taking a while, so I'm just kind of confused. Guys, I don't want that much 254 00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:47,990 back talk either, okay? I will call it off. 255 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,190 I just feel a little violated, that's all. 256 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,350 Okay. You want me to call the cops? 257 00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:59,770 No, but, I mean, you could hurry up a little or something. 258 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,990 Um, is that a part of the cavity search? Yes, it is. 259 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,270 Since when? 260 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,120 Is this even necessary? 261 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,140 Like, I'm confused. 262 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,540 You're just bouncing my tits. 263 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,060 Guys, if I hear any more backtalk, I'm going to call the cops, all right? And 264 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,060 I'm being dead serious. 265 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,900 They'll persecute you immediately, and you guys will be looking at real jail 266 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,480 time. Well, then maybe you should just call them, then. 267 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,140 If it gets me out of here. 268 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,660 Want me to call the cops? 269 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,840 No. No? Okay, well, he said no. 270 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,700 He's not the one getting groped on right now. Yeah, guys, I've got full evidence 271 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 on you, all right? 272 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,540 And Billy, I do know that you have a warrant out for your arrest. 273 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,119 Does that sound familiar? 274 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,200 Maybe. Yeah? 275 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,599 Carjacking? 276 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,099 Maybe. Yeah, that's what I thought. 277 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,619 I don't want to hear any more backtalk from either of you. Okay? 278 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 Alright. 279 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,660 You don't have anything on your body. 280 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,140 I mean, clearly. 281 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,360 Yep. You can go ahead and take a seat. 282 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:35,340 Oh, can I at least put my clothes on now? 283 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:36,780 No, no, not yet. 284 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 Okay? 285 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,000 Really? This is all procedure, all right? Trust me. 286 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,900 You can have a seat. 287 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:50,740 All right, you guys, so where are we at here? Credit card fraud is a 288 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:51,920 felony, all right? 289 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:57,160 And it also is, you can be persecuted for it. 290 00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,130 You're looking at real jail time. 291 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,510 And, uh, yeah. 292 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,650 I mean, that's pretty serious. 293 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:09,890 You know? Do you guys know the life implications that entails having a 294 00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:10,890 your record? 295 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:12,850 I mean, yeah. 296 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,950 Yeah? It means you're not going to be able to get a job. 297 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,790 You're not going to be able to get any loans. 298 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,590 You're not ever going to own a house. 299 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,850 You're not going to hold office. 300 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,410 Okay? You're not going to become president. 301 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,150 Yeah. It's funny, right? 302 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,670 Not being able to have a job. 303 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,270 Not being able to make money. 304 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,950 Yeah. Being president was kind of funny. 305 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,570 Yeah. That's funny. Right? 306 00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:40,170 Yeah. Because carjacking is super respectable, right? 307 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,510 Yeah. We knew this. 308 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:49,070 Look, guys. I don't want to ruin your lives. I'll be honest. 309 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,150 All right? 310 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,490 If I called the cops, you guys would get persecuted to the fullest extent. 311 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,830 And... 312 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:01,150 Yeah. Might be tough on you guys, alright? But I'm a nice guy. 313 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,690 Right? 314 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,110 I feel like there's a way that we can get past this. 315 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,570 And there is a way that I wouldn't call the cops. 316 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,450 You guys know what that might be? 317 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,210 You just let us go? 318 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,730 Because you said you were a nice guy? For no reason, right? 319 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:20,630 No. 320 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:21,790 So here's my offer. 321 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,450 You and I, we have sex. 322 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,010 What? And I'll let both of you go. 323 00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:30,050 You gotta be crazy. 324 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:32,230 You literally are crazy. 325 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,570 Is he serious right now? Like, that's not... I am being serious. 326 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:41,690 How are you even, like... Look, I'll let you guys discuss it. 327 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,530 I'll go out for a couple minutes. 328 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,150 You guys can talk about it. 329 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,270 If you don't want me to have sex with your girlfriend, I can take both of you 330 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:52,810 guys to jail. Alright? I got the handcuffs right over here. 331 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:58,070 and I would love to do the honor of taking you guys down to the department. 332 00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,750 right? So you guys discussed it. 333 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,090 I'll be back in in a couple minutes. 334 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,510 He's got to be fucking crazy, dude. 335 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,330 I'm not fucking him. Are you kidding? 336 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:13,530 Either that or we're going to jail. 337 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,330 That's just fucking ridiculous. There has to be something else we can do. I'm 338 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,790 definitely going to jail. I don't know about you. 339 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,270 I don't want to. 340 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:26,140 Well, I wouldn't let that happen, but there's got to be something else that we 341 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,260 can do besides that. 342 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,720 That's ridiculous. 343 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:34,380 That's illegal. That has to be. Well, if you don't get fucked in here, I'm going 344 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,380 to be getting fucked in prison. 345 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,840 I just can't do this. I'm getting dressed and I'm finding a way out of 346 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,659 Wait, hold on, hold on. 347 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:43,020 This is not okay. I'm not okay with this. How are you okay with this? I'm 348 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:46,620 okay with this, but wait for him to get back in here so we can at least know 349 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:50,320 what's going on. Just give me a second. No, that's not okay with me. 350 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,740 He needs to respect me and he needs to realize that there's got to be something 351 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:54,740 else we can do. 352 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,200 That can't be the only thing. Like, I don't understand. 353 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:04,640 Like, 354 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:16,580 where 355 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:19,220 did he even go? I don't even know what we're waiting on right now. Hopefully 356 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,220 he's not getting the cops. 357 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,460 Well, I hope not. He's trying to get us to talk about it and discuss it. 358 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,180 This is, like, our only choice. 359 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,220 This can't be our only choice. 360 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,120 How? How is this our only choice? That's not fair. 361 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:43,740 This is crazy. 362 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,619 He's a creep. 363 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,200 We don't have money to pay him off. 364 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:49,140 Well, no, but, I mean, we do have those credit cards. 365 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,310 You're our payoff. 366 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,190 We're going to pay you off with him. 367 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,350 You mean I'm going to pay you off with myself? 368 00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:58,730 Yeah, I guess. 369 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:00,170 That's ridiculous. 370 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:01,409 Well, we got caught. 371 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:03,050 What do you want? If anything, he should fuck you. 372 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,110 No, I don't think he wants to. 373 00:22:08,530 --> 00:22:13,070 That's just not fair to me. I don't understand, like, how... I do it for 374 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,070 I guess we'll just see what he says when he walks in. 375 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:27,070 Hopefully he'll be quick. 376 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:34,350 I hope. If anything... Okay, here I'm coming. 377 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,570 Yeah. 378 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:41,270 I mean, you could probably get him off in like two minutes, so... Where'd you 379 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,270 matter? 380 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:46,490 Have you guys decided on what you're going to do? 381 00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:50,010 I don't think so. 382 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,020 And what is that? 383 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,060 Um... I will fuck you if you let us go. 384 00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,800 Excellent. 385 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,320 Alright, good choice. But why are your clothes back on? 386 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,440 I don't know. Alright. 387 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,560 Go ahead and take them all off again. 388 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,740 You guys made a good choice, alright? 389 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,460 I'm a nice guy. 390 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 Seriously. 391 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:29,000 I don't want to ruin both of your guys' lives for just petty theft. 392 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,040 There has to be something else that we can do, though. 393 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:34,940 There really isn't, you guys. 394 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:38,360 We're looking at real jail time for credit card fraud. 395 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,000 Can you just stand right over here? 396 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,740 On your knees, please. 397 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:43,780 Thank you. 398 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 Alright. 399 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,950 Go ahead. What are you doing with the camera? 400 00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:01,510 Uh, it doesn't matter. 401 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,290 I mean, kind of. Show it to my friends at the office, alright? 402 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:07,550 It's good work. Look, I'm helping you guys. 403 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:08,810 Seriously. 404 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,270 I don't want to ruin both of your lives. 405 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,650 Go ahead and start talking, miss. 406 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,630 You sure there's nothing else I can do? 407 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:20,750 No, there's definitely not. Go ahead. 408 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,540 Go ahead and start sucking, man. 409 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,820 If you don't start listening, I'll reconsider calling the cops. You guys 410 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,820 to do that? Nope. 411 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,040 Nope? Alright. 412 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:54,080 Do I have to be here for this, or can I go somewhere else? Nope. You need to 413 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,080 stay in the room, alright? 414 00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,460 You guys are still in here for questioning. 415 00:25:42,190 --> 00:25:43,190 Keep going. 416 00:25:44,530 --> 00:25:45,530 Keep going. 417 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:15,710 you're so rough yeah my man you guys made the right choice 418 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,800 force it down your throat. 419 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240 Deeper this time, alright? 420 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,060 Tell me you like it. 421 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,200 I like it. 422 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,300 Yeah, make it more believable. 423 00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:22,860 I like it. 424 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,120 Okay, go. 425 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,379 Go ahead. 426 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:31,440 See how deep you can go. 427 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,180 Look in the camera, too. 428 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,580 This time, leave it in your throat, alright? 429 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,960 There you go. 430 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320 Just like that. 431 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 For you already? 432 00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,260 Not even close. 433 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,060 Keep going. 434 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,020 I don't want to have to call the cops when you get it. 435 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,060 No, guys, credit card fraud's a big deal. 436 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,540 Stay over here, miss. 437 00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:58,140 Okay? 438 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440 Okay, good. 439 00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,900 I hope I don't see you guys back in here, all right? 440 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,940 Repeat after me, all right, miss? 441 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,520 I will not steal credit cards. 442 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:18,360 I will not steal credit cards. 443 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,280 So if you're telling me that, say it again. 444 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,640 I will not use your credit card. 445 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,040 Keep going, man. 446 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,300 Oh, yeah. 447 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,260 Yeah. 448 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,340 All right. 449 00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:32,940 Stand up. 450 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:34,860 Bend over that table right there, all right? 451 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,500 I thought I was just going to fuck your dick. 452 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,360 No, it's going to be more than that, all right? 453 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:41,700 Perfect. 454 00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:03,570 Yeah, tell me you love it. 455 00:49:45,329 --> 00:49:47,030 All right, you guys get cleaned up. 456 00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:48,710 Get the fuck out of my office. 457 00:49:52,730 --> 00:49:54,670 I can't believe you fucking did that. 458 00:49:58,290 --> 00:49:59,730 Well, now we're not going to jail. 459 00:50:05,230 --> 00:50:06,450 Let's hurry up and get the fuck out.